Watch Bro Truck Douches Spit Diesel Smoke At A Miata Drivers Face

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
12/06/2013 at 00:19 • Filed to: asshats, wtf, miata, road rage, rolling coal

Ever wondered what happened to that kid who loved his Tonka™ trucks a little too much to compensate for the lack of positive support from his parents? He grew up to smoke out Miata drivers with his bro'ed-out diesel truck because fuck you my dad can beat up your dad! What!

I'm all for 'Merica and freedom and all that, but these guys just don't get it. This is asshattery plain and simple. They should eat a bag of dicks. And not the kind where they're neatly arranged like baguettes in a paper bag. I mean the kind like chicken parts smooshed into a ziplock.

Aww, Miata guy didn't let you in? Grow up and deal with it like a mature adult. Damn bro trucks.

DISCUSSION (36)

E30Joe drives a Subaru > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:21

It's only acceptable to smoke out Priuses and Scooters.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:23

I was hoping the Miata driver would chase them down and beat the crap out of those damn country rednecks. Rolling coal is just so damn pointless and annoying.

BTW, love the Louis CK reference... when I hear suck a bag of dicks I think of a paper bag filled with baguette like dicks... you?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:24

My other favorite thing is when they post this shit on Youtube... why?

JGrabowMSt > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:25

If this ever happened to me, I'd shoot their rear diff and drivers side tire.

PRBot II > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/06/2013 at 00:26

Kinja'd!!!

This lady, hell yes.

But Miata guy wasn't being a confrontational asshat. Bro truck guys just have their panties in a bunch.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:27

I wish there would be the Fast and furious 6 car hacking guns. You shoot them and then they get fucked. Fucking rednecks.

YSI-what can brown do for you > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:30

So uh, does anyone think diesels sound good? I think they sound horrid, but that might just be me. Unless of course it is this. . .

Rainbow > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:30

I hope he found the truck later and slashed its tires. And/or burned it to the ground. Don't fuck with someone else's car, but in this case, I give him a pass to go so far as to shank the driver.

PRBot II > YSI-what can brown do for you
12/06/2013 at 00:31

It takes a nice diesel to sound good. A lot of them just sound like tractors.

STREPITUS > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:32

This exact thing happened to me on I79 just outside Pittsburgh earlier this year. Was cruising in my Miata with the top down at about 65 in the middle lane when a brotruck came flying down my left side, passed me, slowed down, and started cruising next to me. I should've figured it was coming because why would be slow down and fall back, but before I did, my face, interior and most importantly my view were full of black smoke. Should've called the cops, but at that point what would they have done? He would've been long gone and I would've just been held up answering aimless questions. It was however one of the big deciding factors in me getting a dashcam.

Milky > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:33

Tail them home, secretively. Go back a few nights later and shoot out their tires, preferably a block away with 22 rifle or something. They deserve a redneck asshole response because they are redneck assholes. Also maybe having to drop a thousand bucks on tires mean they won't get on the throttle hard anymore.

PRBot II > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/06/2013 at 00:34

I think both..?

E30Joe drives a Subaru > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:35

Yep no reason to do it to innocent by standers, it sucks getting smoked out.

PRBot II > STREPITUS
12/06/2013 at 00:38

An all too familiar scenario. I haven't been hit that bad, but after one or two close calls it's pretty obvious these kinda guys are everywhere.

D > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 00:55

this guy's going to do this to the wrong person someday get a cap popped in his ass

PatBateman > D
12/06/2013 at 01:38

Let's face it: someone who drives a Miata is probably NOT packing.

PatBateman > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 01:39

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

4x4 F150 driver

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 01:42

The real crime here thought.....

Have fun when your injectors are shot, asswipes. These guys are beyond punchable.

offroadkarter > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 02:34

You know your car is slow when it can't keep up with a pickup truck

Also, notice what truck they were driving? A Dodge Ram

As I said in the past, Ram's are the quintessential douchebag truck of choice.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Milky
12/06/2013 at 03:06

You know, I honestly would consider tailing them and slashing tires for that sort of thing.

Zoom > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 03:06

You Know....

What was the provocation?

Fuck asshat Miata drivers. Every holierthanthou one of them. Your car may handle well, but it's a dog. A dog that will get its ass handed to it by.....ummmm.... most production vehicles. Including stock and well built diesels.

If you even slightly piss off anything on the road, and can't back it up.....deal with it.

Arben72 > STREPITUS
12/06/2013 at 03:09

This happened to me once, with the exception that a cop saw everything. The bro truck driver got charged with reckless driving and I think possession. I stayed talking to the cop long enough to see him put in cuffs. Sometimes karma does pay out.

Squid > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 06:48

I hate the damn diesel douches that do this. I am not opposed to throwing brake fluid over their truck and stabbing those super swampers they run that cost over $500 each. If you are going to be a dick with your truck you deserve to have it fucked with and have that fucking with cost you $2000 and a new paint job.

I must also say that I am opposed to fucking with peoples vehicles generally, but I can make an exception for a dick like this. His truck needs to get fucked with really badly and he is a person that I hope doesn't carry comprehensive insurance just so it teaches him a lesson.

The Jevans > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 09:25

I had this happen to me the other day. Is this a thing now?

PRBot II > The Jevans
12/06/2013 at 09:26

It's officially a thing.

The Jevans > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 09:33

Also, The guy driving the truck had an expired license? Figures. Also also, I almost died yesterday when a bro truck tried to pass me, had to slow down for a turn and tried to change lanes into my lane while I was right next to him. He couldn't see me and didn't hear my horn. I slammed on the brakes, but he was 2 inches from running over the driver's side of my car.

PRBot II > The Jevans
12/06/2013 at 09:39

Typical bro truck behavior. They're the worst on the road.

xx45xx > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 10:31

WTF MAN WHAT KIND OF NAZI RECORDS IN PORTRAIT?!

MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > PatBateman
12/06/2013 at 10:59

I personally know people who drive Miata's and carry.

PatBateman > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
12/06/2013 at 11:08

I actually do too. But I also know that most Miata drivers would not be strapped.

LugNutz > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/06/2013 at 11:26

Don't forget bicyclists.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > LugNutz
12/06/2013 at 11:27

And bicyclist! Get off muh ROAD! MURICAH

HoonQueen > PatBateman
12/06/2013 at 12:06

Shoooot, son. I plan on getting packing a Sig in the very near future, and I'll probably take it with me when I zip around in my Miata.

HoonQueen > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 12:08

I appreciate witnessing a good coal-rolling every now and then, when it's not messing with anyone else (motorcycles, cars with windows open, convertibles, etc.).. But this?? Hail no .

arminyack > PRBot II
12/06/2013 at 12:12

Karma is a bitch...this guy is looking to get his valve stems cut off at a red light....or worse.....a lot worse.

Scaggnetti > D
12/06/2013 at 12:19

What is even funnier here is that all the smog his truck is throwing is because it has a TERRIBLE tune on it. But they think it is HELLA SWEET BRUH. smdh.